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having someone gently kiss you all over your body is underrated
Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets
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speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group
the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”
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declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor
It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted
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“they’re burning all the witches”
And there it is
Wow
And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt.
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I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.
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first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw
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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
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